homeland security

ok, so a lady in my sunday school class had a letter recently from the homeland security people that went something like this.....it has come ot our attention that your driver's liscense name is not the same as your social security name........and she was given a deadline during which to make the necessary adjustments.......yes.....when she married....she dropped her first name (mary.....she used to be catholic....) and added her new last name...keeping her maiden name as her middle name and moving her old middle name up to her first name.......got it?......we all marveled that this cleaning up of names....going so far as to add the mary back into the mix....was so valuable to the protection of our interests here at home..........