a hostage situation......

ok, so as previously mentioned, i was unable to hear much of my child's commentcement speech because of the crying baby.....and i have asked him on more than one occassion to email the speech to me so that i can read it at my leisure.........and he is somehow convinced that i will oist any and all of it on this site.....despite my protestations that having already quoted briefly from the parts i did hear i would have no need to publish the text in its entirety......and so we seem to be a collision course......and in order to avoid a hostage situation i emplore my middle child to just send the speech..........there are many things that could be held hostage to sway the opinion of the uncooperative.......keys, for example......that would be brutal......but then my meanness is legendary.....