closest church locator......

ok, so to further amuse myself on this father's day.........sunday mornings for my spouse include a regularly scheduled bike ride......no need to consider a breakfast tribute for somebody who will not be here to enjoy it......but i digress.......i googled the church of scientology.......and was amazed to discover that all of my worries and woes can be explained/taken care of by real solutions found in the teachings of l. ron hubbard......and that there is a church in my vincinity.........i tried to post an enlarged map of danville that shows the location.......it appears to be in the middle of the railroad yards.......somewhere a bit west of the slaughterhouses off of dillehay........not necessarily a neighborhood that would promote confidence in the message as promised.......or maybe the church is a moving location....say on a train running north or south.....carrying the message to the masses as it passes through............through telepathy?........i have already marked my computer as a target of the scientology messages by virtue of my visiting the site in the first place.......now i shall be hounded by tom cruise popups....reminding me that here is still time to change the road that i am on........ cannot worry about that now......i teach sunday school at 9:30.....and i have to finish getting ready......