wait,wait don't tell me....my source of news

ok, so in addition to the laura bush 4-way fashion stand-off that i first heard about on wait,wait don't tell me this morning on npr....there was this story about beach combers in north carolina that found doritos on the shore....and this piece about colorado springs, colorado...whereupon a secret military plane caused all remotre control garage doors in the area to open up....after complains the secret device was disabled, at which point none of the remote control garage doors in the area actually worked anymore...causing people to have to open and close them by hand......just too funny....