a pound of pepperoni

ok, so.....today my place of business conducted a drive-through flu shot clinic.....fundamentally a practice exercise in the event we ever needed to mass-inoculate.....and when the early rush eased into a slow-drip of takers......one of my workmates reached into her totebag and came up with a pound package of pepperoni....her mid-morning low carb snack.......gentle readers.....there are few things more disturbing to witness before 9:30 am.......than someone scarfing down pepperoni......