a late entry.....

ok, so......on the subject of annoying and embarrassing tattoos....w semi-workmate of mine has recently lost a lot of weight...so much that she has taken to wearing clothing a tad too revealing.....which has led to the exposure....the oh too public exposure of tattoos that should have remained private.....especially since they have been visibly stretched and now un-stretched....so to speak.....omg.....this is almost as bad as the postnatal client who raised her shirt and lowered her drawers to show me how the ob/gyn failed to match up her lower abdominal tattoo when he closed up her c-section.....so just what has she got tattooed fore and aft......it is hard to describe a tattoo that is swirling and flowery as anything but...swirling and flowery...and one hates to stare long enough to get a decent fix on the design.....all i know is that i was not the only one to notice.....another workmate took great pains to inquire about when she got both tattoos.....pre-children....i had already figured that out...but i failed to get a good feel for the reason from what i overheard...gentle readers....strategically placed tattoos are best reserved for women who plan to have no children and can be relatively certain that no weight will be gained or lost.....