ok, so....this was forwarded to me by close kin, with the subtext that the agent involved was nothing like my dad.....
A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and approached the elderly farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.' The farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Half an hour later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted:
'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'
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