breasts......

ok, so.....my spouse revealed this evening that a couple we know....know, but not know well have been embroiled in loud discussions of late about whether it follows that if one spouse has an expensive bike the other deserves breast augmentation........omg......what a feable reason to inflate one's body beyond reason.....no woman who has large breasts would wish for anything but a reduced bra size......we women who fit this description dream of the day when we can afford to have that reduction surgury...and be able to comfortably sleep without figuring out where to put those pesky mammaries.......this revelation is almost too much information for me.....because now i will pay way too much attention to the goods in question...and wonder whether they are real or pretend........