ok, so this from the worldwideweb....NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary offers coursework in Greek and Hebrew, in archaeology, in the philosophy of religion and starting this fall in how to cook and sew.
One of the nation's largest Southern Baptist seminaries, the school is introducing a new, women-only academic program in homemaking _ a 23-hour concentration that counts toward a bachelor of arts degree in humanities. The program is aimed at helping establish what Southwestern's president calls biblical family and gender roles.
Coursework will include seven hours of nutrition and meal preparation, seven hours of textile design and "clothing construction," three hours of general homemaking, three hours on "the value of a child," and three hours on the "biblical model for the home and family."
women-only.....so if the wife gets the preaching job the spouse is outta luck?
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 09, 2007
sweet tea....
ok, so...slate.com had a piece this evening on southern sweet tea.....which i read with amusement because i abhor the stuff.....which may or may not be because i am a northern carpet-bagger.......i never, ever saw any of my blood kin put sugar in their hot or iced tea until i moved below the mason-dixon line......yeah....there was many a'jug of koolaid about...but tea was meant to be tasted untainted.....if this were not so wouldn't jesus have drunk sweet tea at the cana wedding?.......the article quotes dolly parton as saying that sweet tea is the wine list to the south...or something similar......i am blogging late because i have just finished a project....i made a comforter cover out of sheets for my eldest that i am sorry to say, came from the evil empire......i wasted 1.5 hours yesterday scouring local stores for sheets of the specified color, and matching dust ruffle.....and found nothing....over lunch in my thursday county i wandered into the w-mart....and was back out within minutes because they had everything on my list within reach.......i did take the trouble to wash everything lest the fabric shrink.....made in brazil of all places.......so no pesky lead residue to worry about.......i got a late start on this sewing thing because of freshman orientation at dhs.....a required event marred by our child sneaking away to sit with the boy that is not allowed to call her...and his mm, who looks vaguely like her birth mother.......yeah, well....i cannot legally call her a mm because she is deaf....and i am certain that there are laws that cover such things......i will say that my spouse was furious......and i have no doubt that a father's ire has been tested in court long before now.......curiously, our last high school-aged child brought home her books to read them over before school starts.................you may imagine the incredulity of my thoughts at this moment......and it will take more than sweet tea to get over the let down if/when this burst of enthusiasm peters out......
att vs net neutrality
ok,so this from crooks and liars via pearl jam's website......After concluding our Sunday night show at Lollapalooza, fans informed us that portions of that performance were missing and may have been censored by AT&T during the "Blue Room" Live Lollapalooza Webcast.
When asked about the missing performance, AT&T informed Lollapalooza that portions of the show were in fact missing from the webcast, and that their content monitor had made a mistake in cutting them.
During the performance of "Daughter" the following lyrics were sung to the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" but were cut from the webcast:
- "George Bush, leave this world alone." (the second time it was sung); and
- "George Bush find yourself another home."
This, of course, troubles us as artists but also as citizens concerned with the issue of censorship and the increasingly consolidated control of the media.
AT&T's actions strike at the heart of the public's concerns over the power that corporations have when it comes to determining what the public sees and hears through communications media.
Aspects of censorship, consolidation, and preferential treatment of the internet are now being debated under the umbrella of "NetNeutrality." Check out The Future of Music or Save the Internet for more information on this issue.
Most telecommunications companies oppose "net neutrality" and argue that the public can trust them not to censor..
When asked about the missing performance, AT&T informed Lollapalooza that portions of the show were in fact missing from the webcast, and that their content monitor had made a mistake in cutting them.
During the performance of "Daughter" the following lyrics were sung to the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" but were cut from the webcast:
- "George Bush, leave this world alone." (the second time it was sung); and
- "George Bush find yourself another home."
This, of course, troubles us as artists but also as citizens concerned with the issue of censorship and the increasingly consolidated control of the media.
AT&T's actions strike at the heart of the public's concerns over the power that corporations have when it comes to determining what the public sees and hears through communications media.
Aspects of censorship, consolidation, and preferential treatment of the internet are now being debated under the umbrella of "NetNeutrality." Check out The Future of Music or Save the Internet for more information on this issue.
Most telecommunications companies oppose "net neutrality" and argue that the public can trust them not to censor..
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
ok, so......
ok, so....i had to choose between the monkey in the ponytail story and the dead wife's ashes in the turtle cookie jar story.....time to go to bed...
An Elmira, N.Y., man has the ashes of his first wife back Tuesday after his new wife accidentally sold them at a garage sale over the weekend, the Star-Gazette reports.
Anita Lewis found the ceramic turtle containing the ashes of her husband's previous wife at a nearby Salvation Army Thrift Shop after the Star-Gazette received a tip about their whereabouts, the paper reports.Anita Lewis accidentally sold the ceramic turtle for 50 cents on Saturday. Her husband, Terrence, told her they contained the ashes of his first wife, Marcia, only after she sold the container.The buyer had said she planned to use the urn as a cookie jar. Anita Lewis said she had hauled items into her yard early Saturday while her husband slept. The buyer quickly selected the large turtle container, despite being unable to get the lid open. Her husband's previous wife collected turtles.
some days, the best news is hard to choose.....
An Elmira, N.Y., man has the ashes of his first wife back Tuesday after his new wife accidentally sold them at a garage sale over the weekend, the Star-Gazette reports.
Anita Lewis found the ceramic turtle containing the ashes of her husband's previous wife at a nearby Salvation Army Thrift Shop after the Star-Gazette received a tip about their whereabouts, the paper reports.Anita Lewis accidentally sold the ceramic turtle for 50 cents on Saturday. Her husband, Terrence, told her they contained the ashes of his first wife, Marcia, only after she sold the container.The buyer had said she planned to use the urn as a cookie jar. Anita Lewis said she had hauled items into her yard early Saturday while her husband slept. The buyer quickly selected the large turtle container, despite being unable to get the lid open. Her husband's previous wife collected turtles.
some days, the best news is hard to choose.....
a new record......
ok, so......in my hotmail account this day were a record 7 forwarded right-wing leaning emails from the cleveland area......with the time it took to forward that sort of cutesy and flame-fanning tripe the emailers involved could have sent an original email telling those of who care to hear that they are ok after the torrential downpours of the past few days.......go figure.....
stop-gap stories....
ok, so....i did order a few used paperbacks based on npr.org's summer reading pieces.....2 by Carson McCullers......member of the wedding and the heart is lonely hunter.....and then another i actually heard reviewed on fresh air a while back...Eat, Pray, Love One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy India, and Indonesia by Elizabeth Gilbert....as yet none have arrived.....and so i am rereading mysteries.....a collection of three Lord Peter Whimsey novellas by Dorothy L. Sayers......set in the early 20th century......in an age far removed from my current circumstance.....the London of titled gentry, butlers, clubs, and country house parties.....i fully admit that none of these works are the new Ulysses....but then I have already dispensed with that masterpiece and must move on......as bedtime reading goes....mysteries are just the thing.....especially mysteries i read long enough ago as to forget who-dunnit
tdf scandal continues.......
ok, so this from nytimes......MADRID (Reuters) - Tour de France winner Alberto Contador was banned from the Hamburg Cyclassics event on August 19 because of his connection with the Operation Puerto blood doping scandal in Spain involving doctor Eufemiano Fuentes.
"Our basic position is that we don't want to have any riders in the Hamburg race who are on the Fuentes list," Frank Bertling, managing director of the event, was quoted as saying by the German news agency SID.
Denmark's Michael Rasmussen, who was sacked by his team Rabobank and thrown out of the Tour de France last month while leading the race for lying to the team about his training whereabouts, has also been barred from the 229-km race. Rasmussen has denied any wrongdoing.
"Our basic position is that we don't want to have any riders in the Hamburg race who are on the Fuentes list," Frank Bertling, managing director of the event, was quoted as saying by the German news agency SID.
Denmark's Michael Rasmussen, who was sacked by his team Rabobank and thrown out of the Tour de France last month while leading the race for lying to the team about his training whereabouts, has also been barred from the 229-km race. Rasmussen has denied any wrongdoing.
upscale names

ok so this from gawker.com about a monogram shop in the hamptoms....Right next to the "A Little Bit of What You Fancy" boutique on Newton Lane in East Hampton is the perpetually bustling Monogram Shop. We all love to see our names in print. But only the wealthy have the means to see their names embroidered onto almost everything they own: Baby sweaters, towels, tissue boxes, even diapers. Pragmatically of course, it makes sense. You wouldn't want Reese to grab Blake's towel by accident or Genevieve to mistake her baby sweater (only $85) for Panache's or even worse Epitome's!.....yeah, its hard to see with so small a picture, but reese's baby sweater ($85) is the peach one.....
soccer
ok, so.... we sat in the ungodly heat for a soccer game last evening.....on the new reynolds field, which is actually the old middle school field with lights.....quite a step down from playing in the stadium......off the precious football grass.....we could have sat through the varsity game as well....but when one's child will not be playing, it is difficult to rally and come on over in 95+ heat just because....they played an aggressive bardstown team.....and lost both varsity(4-0) and jv (5-3).....the temperature had started to ease up a bit by 8:15 when the jv game started....but that game didn't finish until well after 9:00 and we didn't eat supper til 9:50.....which is not how I want to spend many more evenings......ah well.....by the time i watered the deckplants and tidied up i just went on to bed.....thankfully the loudish soccer mom who was at the bluegrass state games had already left by the time i arrived.....and when i say thankfully i really mean it....people who are especially negative/vocal at sporting events get under my skin.......
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
catching up on colbert.....
ok, so i took a few minutes this evening to watch a few snippets from the Colbert report....On Monday’s “Colbert Report” Stephen puts out an all points bulletin to America, warning of the impending superhighway being planned by the North American Union that will run from Mexico, through the heart of America and end in Canada. Colbert proves that he’s no conspiracy theorist because he can back up his claims with data he found on the internet and false reports from The New York Times. Most amusing was when he put up an actual map of the United States, and highlighted nop fewer than 3 existing highways that span the gap between mexico and canada...across the body of america......sad that this urban legend highway illustrates how little our fellow 'mericans know about our country
so very tired
ok, so last evening was my diabetes support group...the one i lead that is 2 counties away......or a mere 45 minutes away.....though i am not certain which of these descriptors is the glass half full or half empty.....a good turnout, and good discussion....as usual...but after all is said and done, i still have to drive home in the looming darkness and then pick where others have left off.....last evening i found a note letting me know that at least one of the remainder had not yet eaten supper...so i was firing up the grill at 9:00 in order to whip up a little something for us both......on these first-mondays i don't get to bed at a reasonable hour, and then wake up feeling beat-up the next day......i get to take off most of friday...but that is little consolation until friday actually comes...i am so tempted to crawl right back in bed.....
Monday, August 06, 2007
vegetarian starter kit.....
ok, so i located the exact information i picked up at my conference on-line.....the rest fo the website is also compelling....the vegetarian information is offered by Physician's Committee for Responsible Medicine, which promotes nutrition, ethical research practices, preventive medicine, and compassionate medical policy. Who cannot agree with those things....?
back to reality
ok, so....i must go back to real work this morning.....starting with prenatal clinic and moving on to my anderson county diabetes support group from 7-8 pm....and despite my 8.5 hours of sleep i feel about 100.5 years old......i fully expect my co-workers to continue to fuss about why the state diabetes people funded this educational opportunity, and their programs either did not fund specialty training, or they didn't know it was possible to ask......either way.....this will be a grumbling and whisper-ridden reunion, rather than a nice-to-have-you back occasion.....ah well.....and i don't even have the ipod as my consolation prize.....it has been co-opted by my youngest child.....who also grumbled about why she didn't get to go.....no place to hide.....
Sunday, August 05, 2007
a dearth of reading material....
ok, so....i ended up taking my 2007 paris access guide book to st louis for a little light reading...because it is paperback, newish and read-through only once...or twice......and now that i am home i have wandered a bit from room to room and stack to stack in search of the perfect post-leopold/post-harry novel.......oy!...maybe i'd be better off culling all of the books i that i will not read again....or those that have little significance...which would make me feel less guilty about actually buying something new to read...i have consulted npr.org's you must read this..i have referred back to recent new yorkers for literary guidance.....i could go back and read-through the summer's new yorkers to make sure that i read each and every piece.....the book club selection meeting is coming up soon...so i will not remain in the doldrums for long......
Saturday, August 04, 2007
home again
ok, so......we ducked out of stephen (steven?) covey early to get an early start to the airport by metro.....covey was not a good speaker, by the way.....i was let-down.....but i digress....the metro cost us $2.00 to get to the airport....quite a savings compared to other ky dietitians we met up with at the terminal who paid $34 for a taxi....i did suffer the indignity of having to remove 4.5 pounds of stuff from my checked bag before it could be checked.....it only took a few hardback books to achieve this weight transfer.....so many drug/meter companies gave books rather than clocks/radios/pens/stuffedtoys.....i gave the stuffed toys i accumulated to my traveling partner because she has much younger children.....ah well.....our flight was delayed due to weather conditions...and so i returned home at 11:30 pm rather than 10:30......and cannot quite bring myself to go to bed.....i did empty out all of the stuff from my suitcase...so i could carry it upstairs....and i will have to give my coworkers carry-all totes and pens to draw-down the random collection of such giveaways that load my dining room table....i do have credible vegetarian resource materials for loved one(s) who want such guidance....so far none have asked...but i have these things if any want to read them......home....home....home....again....home
getting ready to come home
ok, so....we are in line for the last session..steven covey and his 7 thoughts on diabetes management.....we are paying a guy $2 per bag to watch over outr bags, as we have already checked out of our hotel.....i have picked up too much stuff at the exhibits...and my suitcase weighs a ton....lovely lunch of stacked grilled vegetables on a bed of spinach.....looking forward to getting home, sleeping in my own bed.....and seeing my loved ones....or talking to my far-flung loved ones......
middle aged women and camera phones
ok,so.....cyndi lauper sings better than i expected......and plays more instruments than i supposed.....and when she played time after time on a dulcimer she sounded like an angel......
Friday, August 03, 2007
mm's ipod
ok,so......a booth in the exhibit hall offered an ipod shuffle to those who listened to the rep's presentation about their new and improved glucose monitoring technology......answer the quiz correctly....wear their t-shirt....and come back in the morning for your ipod......i showed up with my roommate, along with hundreds of others.....and waited in line for over an hour while company reps searched their database to make sure they hadn't already given you one....we did have time to network with those who stood around us....and i suppose that an $80 ipod is worth an hour of my time....it is blue, and darling....perfect for podcasts....i am thrilled.....the actual learning sessions were less thrilling....but it is hard to compete with such desirable toys.....
what
ok, so......the speaker at the thyroid session yesterday was from elyria, ohio.....and if i closed my eyes it was as if my aunt fromjust down the road in northern ohio was doing medical standup....the terms, the accent, the mannerisms.....the 'what' with an exclamation/question mark as a throwaway remark........no mention of million dollar houses.....
Thursday, August 02, 2007
small world
ok,so.....we rode the first bus to the zoo this evening....and we were first in line for wine, pecan-crusted chicken wraps, garlic shrimp, beef tenderloin on bun, grilled vegetabes, and more wine by the time we made it through the above food lines....and i turned around in line to meet a dietitian from my honetown in ohio, who remembered my parents who volunteered at that hospital....and when i called my mother to tell her she said 'who'....oh well....we them drove by bus to the pavilion built for the world's fair for dessert ......glad to out of 95 degree heat
tchotkes
ok,so....the exhibit hall opened this morning....with a mad rush to get tickets to see cyndi lauper(novo nordisk from princeton,nj sponsoring),it would seem....because we were in that line.....it was not until later that we discovered that a new glucose meter company had given ipods to the first 400 to visit their booth......we were too late today....but should we get in line early tomorrow.....we shall see...i did pick up no fewer than 6 tote bags, at least a dozen pens, a laptop mouse, and a stuffed frog......omg.....tonight we take buses to the zoo for a picnic dinner.....and to the location of the world's fair for irish coffee....did actually learn many things today....about thyroid problems and writing low literacy materials......maybe time for a swim before the zoo....
the pool
ok, so after dinner and a day of 12000steps my roommate and i changed and made our way to the hotel rec area....she to the treadmill and me to the pool......it was too small for laps, but fine for walking the perimeter....a refreshing workout, especially in the 4-foot section.....slept like a log.....
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
mike huckabee
ok,so......the keynote speaker for this event was former rep. gov of arkansas mike huckabee......who was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes a few years back....he lost 110 pounds with the help of a diabetes educator....by taking up exercise and changing his eating habits.....wow.... he had a lot to say about the state of preventive health care in america......i have met my 10.000 step quota yet another day.....walked with our d-ville colleagues to a seafood place on the river.....nice crab stuffed trout.....and now early to bed because our morning starts early....
the arch
ok,so.....we headed down to the arch in early evening....hoping to avoid the heat......and immediately came upon the only other two diabetes educators working/living in b. county.....and so they joined us .......the wait for a ride up was still 2hours......lucky me.......and so we wandered the museum of western migration instead......for the record, the arch is bigger than it looks.......
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
safely in st louis
ok,so....i landed safely, and successfully located metrolink, the light rail system that i noticed on-line when researching the city....rode into town for $3,50 rather than $25.....have registered,eaten lunch in a deli located in a building that houses a national architectural society,,,,,and enjoyed a nice nap-my traveling companions suggestion...a nap was on my mind too, but not spmething that i'd have suggested....later we want to wlk to the arch...a few blocks over......back to te meeting....will see cyndi lauper on friday....and will attend a drug company hosted event at the zoo on thursday....yeah....there arethe sessions to attend, too...
getting ready to go.....
ok, so the mm will be in st louis for a few days.....soaking in the scenery (such as it is) as well as soaking in vast new knowledge about diabetes......i have not been to such a workshop since i can remember.....maybe new orleans or san francisco several years ago.....when i still worked for the hospital.....but i digress.....it will be good to get away and to miss being home.....i will post if there is wi-fi available......
Monday, July 30, 2007
nothing to read.....
ok, so ...i leave for st louis in the morning....and i can find nothing in this house that i want to read......yeah, i understand the irony of possessing more books than there is shelf-space.....and though i have perused the stacks and the shelves and even those under beds....no volume yet has caught my eye as the next big read.....i am looking for 1) a paperback 2) fiction rather than non.....3)hopefully something i've only read once or twice.....4 something i liked the first time.....i have blogged before about the books i have put down for lack of interest......and should i ever get around to weeding these i would have less of a conundrum now.....maybe i'll see something at the airport....
say it isn't so, jour infinity
ok, so this from the www.....Spanish rider Iban Mayo tested positive for EPO during the final week of the Tour de France, his team said Monday in a statement.
Doping allegations and suspicions have devastated the 2007 Tour, which ended Sunday. Three riders, including former overall leader Michael Rasmussen, and two teams were expelled during the three-week race.
Mayo's Saunier Duval team was told of the results of the July 24 test by cycling's governing body and ''immediately suspended'' Mayo, according to a statement posted on the team's Web site.
Doping allegations and suspicions have devastated the 2007 Tour, which ended Sunday. Three riders, including former overall leader Michael Rasmussen, and two teams were expelled during the three-week race.
Mayo's Saunier Duval team was told of the results of the July 24 test by cycling's governing body and ''immediately suspended'' Mayo, according to a statement posted on the team's Web site.
another good jefferson quote....
ok, so....having made a recent purchase from Monticello...i appear to be back on their mailing list.....it is curious in our household to get a catalog these days....as we make so few purchases to catalog companies.....in a perfect world, the goodwills would put out an online catalog so i wouldn't have to search so diligently through their racks...but i digress......there is available a cup that reads......"though an old man, I am but a young gardener.....'....my sentiments exactly.......i have so much to learn about the intricacies of gardening.....
back to destruction
ok, so.......in the fray of ulysses, harry potter7....and a lot of rain....i had left my daylily eradication project in limbo.....the digging fork left precisely where i left off......and it was quite a surprise to come back to it this morning....to find that many little daylily sprouts had popped up where i had already finished....omg...these daylilies are pesky little buggers.....and so i worked another 45 minutes going back over what i had already dug up....and then put in another hour so so working on down the bed......so discouraging.....however, i have discovered some daylily secrets....they spread first by a tender orange horizontal root....and then this root ages into a hardened yellowish root....which appears able to spawn new clusters of the lobe-like part of the lily that lurks beneath the dirt like an iceburg .......my workmates have suggested chemical options.....but these are not really possibilities for someone who wants selected plants to thrive in these locations.....but the destruction doesn't end with daylilies....i also did some work necessary before we have our driveway resealed....the ivy, the lamb's ear, and the dusty miller have all encroached upon the driveway.....almost a foot in some spots....and so i literally cut them off at the actual edge of the pavement......the true sleeping dog chores it to dig up one of my robin hood roses.....the three matching pink roses that flank the front porch....we have to rip out the posts and railings and replace them...given significant rot and/or termite damage.....it would seem that the paint is the only thing keeping some spots erect....ouch!......and the rose in question is quite near the wood and taking much of the blame for the situation......but that is not a task that i will take on this day......
it pays to pay attention....
ok, so...i am home today, a fair trade since i will still be in saint louis on saturday...at a diabetes meeting necessary for my continued diabetes credential....and it would appear that there are those who live with me that were unaware that 1) i would be home past daddy's departure time for work and 2) i am going to be traveling at all......because i answered the phone a little while ago.....and a nervous little boy asked me why i hadn't called him like i said i was going to.....ooops.......
Sunday, July 29, 2007
ok, so.....
ok,so......the tour is over, with team discovery boasting two riders on the podium...contador the winner, and leipheimer the bronze medalist...if they called these medals.......and because the tour took so long today....we had to to drive to lexington to the soccer game before letour.fr was quite done with coverage....and so i had to wait to find out who really won til we got home.......after the game, and after ;lunch with our eldest...at ramsey's just a short-ish walk down high from his new place.......and now our july marathon television obsession is over....and we can go tback to watching little to no television at all..... npr on sunday mornings has been interviewing people on their 1) summer reading list and 2) the book(s) they would read if they had all the time in the world....more than one person has noted ulysses as that last book......until today...when the guy in question mentioned proust......hmmmm.....i have tried to read swann's way......maybe i need to give it the level of attention given joyce.......
rain
ok, so...it would appear that the best rain dance is to have the high school soccer teams enter the bluegrass state games this weekend....because the rain has barely let up since friday evening....there were two muddy games yesterday....and the game this morning at 9 must be the same, given the level of moisture at our house....we are skipping church to go to the 1:00 game, where there d-ville girls will either be playing for the gold or the bronze.....either way our freshman player will not be on the field other than to warm-up.......but there is always hope that one's child be eventually get to play, and parents best be there when that day comes....and so we'll likely meet up with our eldest and take another tour of his new place.....a truly charming apartment with 18 foot ceilings and 15 foot doors, a lovely (nonworking) marble fireplace and lovely wood floors...yeah, well...the floors could use refinishing......but as he'll only live there through may......not to worry.......
Saturday, July 28, 2007
under the weather....
ok, so....i got up early to take the youngest into town for the 7:20 am...then went back to bed......and slept til 11:25 when the neighbor called asking for her.....no need to elaborate on symptoms....just know that after i drive her back to the soccer bus (4:10) to go to today's second game i am going back to bed.....some days you just have to give in to what ails you......
daily dose of latin
ok, so as i was driving home from dropping my youngest off at the soccer bus.....i was listening to the npr sports show...only a game....and in the short piece about how they were not going to do pieces on th tour de france...the latin phrase sine quo non was used.....and though i knew it was latin.....i had to come home and look it up.... without which, nothing; it is essential....no idea about the context in which it was used...i was much too dazzled by unknown latin to catch the rest......
naked old men in expensive cars
ok, so this little bit of news was a welcome relief....Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who made headlines earlier this year when he claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, said Friday he was stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls-Royce by three women. He claimed to have beem handcuffed to the steering wheel, though no handcuffs were found by police at the scene......
almost over, thanks be to god....
ok, so this year's disastrous tour dr france is nearly over....with the time trial today and the race into paris tomorrow......i must admit that it is like a car pileup...one cannot help but to gawk despite the knowledge that to watch is wrong.......there are two discovery riders who could be on the podium, something that hasn't happened before...to my knowledge....and one of them is an american......who will hopefully not turn out to have anything positive turn up later.......
almost over, thanks be to god....
ok, so this year's disastrous tour dr france is nearly over....with the time trial today and the race into paris tomorrow......i must admit that it is like a car pileup...one cannot help but to gawk despite the knowledge that to watch is wrong.......there are two discovery riders who could be on the podium, something that hasn't happened before...to my knowledge....and one of them is an american......who will hopefully not turn out to have anything positive turn up later.......
Friday, July 27, 2007
truly bizarre
ok, so the business with the idling car outside our gate last night was truly bizarre....we suspect that it was a couple of people (had to be at least 2 because both front doors were open)....were texting friends to find out just where the heck the party was.....had to be texting because there was no sounds of voices.....and we can generally hear much of what is being said from the distance in question.....i do appreciate the call of concern from my favorite gentle reader....
Thursday, July 26, 2007
?home invasion
ok, so.....about the time we were done watching the tour on tape....our daughter swept downstairs with the announcement that a car was stopped outside our gate.....doors open...interior lights on.....just sitting there....couldn't quite tell if there was anybody inside...if the driver was casing our house...or had gotten in the basement door found open(!)......about the time my spouse had his shoes on and flashlight at the ready to at least get the license plate numbers...the car drove off......we have never had this happen before....and realistically, nobody targeting us would have stopped so close to our house...this happened at least an hour ago.....so i feel assured that it is ok to go to bed......
trivial trivia
ok, so....the bookmark i am using to keep my place in my hp7 re-read is from el palau guell in barcelona..... because i thought i place where jealosies dwell would be best for this book.......
more random curiousities...
ok, so.... when i went outside with my gallon jug of recycled bath water....there were scores of dead june bugs dead on the side deck.....what's up with that...june bugs in july?....dead bugs all in one place.....we don't use chemicals...so it is curious to see such a sight......and then there are the petunias....that i didn't plant....seems the dirt i used to plant some of my geraniums harbored petunia seeds....fuschia and white striped petunias...not even a variety i'd have chosen....they do add an air of whimsey to the other hues, i suppose.....and last a glimpse into my lunch hour...that i spent at the stanford goodwill....recently opened.....and delightfully colorcoded...i didn't even take a cart because i was just killing time....and another customer stopped me by grabbing my arm.....and asked in great earnestness where we 'kept the picture frames'......like i worked there and would know......what a hoot.....i told him we didn't have any right now and to check back......
say it isn't so, jour trois......
ok,so......the tour rode from pau today with no yellow jersey...seems that the abrupt dismissal of the fella wearing the yellow jersey means that next next guy in line must earn it, rather than get it handed down......so far this day...i knock on wood as i type this...listen closely for the reverb......there have been no failed tests, no firings, no nothing....only a discovery team person now in the yellow, and his teammate in 3rd place...this race is over sunday in paris.....so it looks really good for team discovery to have somebody on the podium.....but at such a price....seems team rabobank may lose its funding from....rabobank...just like phonak dropped its team funding after floyd landis tested positive.....again, these riders seem unable to grasp that scandal scares the money, and without money there is no sport.....you're just another crazy guy careening down a mountain road.....but with no hope of profiting by your foolishness......
random burdens....
ok, so.....i rarely meet up with people i know professionally...though i work in three counties, i reside in none of them....and so it was a real shock to open up the door to the clinic waiting room to call for my scheduled client, and see someone i know in the waiting room...someone who doesn't live in the county in question, either.......gentle readers, people do not drive distances for services unless they wish to remain under the radar....and so i made it a point to go out and speak to this person...to make sure it was understood that privacy agreements that i signed make it impossible for me to even mention that i saw the person at the clinic, nevermind what service was desired.......my first fear when that moment of recognition occurred was that the person would bolt rather than risk global reporting of the visit.....and that is a curious burden...to know things one would rather not know.......i can only hope that the nurse who dealt with this client gave effective advice that will be heeded in future......
another cat story

ok, so this from cnn.com.....Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.
Oscar the cat doesn't like to be put out in the hall when a patient is dying.
His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means the patient has less than four hours to live.
"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," Dr. David Dosa said in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
"Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one," said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.
The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.
After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.
Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. "This is not a cat that's friendly to people," he said. He is better at predicting death than staff.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
say it isn't so.....jour deux
ok, so....i had followed along from time to time to today's stage, and thought when i finally closed the window that all was well with the tour again.....oh how wrong i was....first i see midafternoon an italian rider being led away by les gendarmes.....along with news that the entire cofidis team was out......and later on...as i was waiting for my daughter at soccer practice came the news on npr that the danish team had fired the yellow jersey/tour leader michael rasmussen.....and he was also out.....out and gone....omg.....these people were all told upfront...signed promises.....and yet they persisted with the same old crutches that could kill the sport......transfusion, testosterone doping.....are these men self-destructive.....or willing to sacrifice everything to stand on a podium for a moment of glory.......i am simply stunned......
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
say it isn't so.....
ok, so, i was distressed to read on line this afternoon that Alexander Vinikourov and his entire team have withdrawn from the Tour de France due to allegations that Vinnie was caught having had a blood transfusion after his time trial win.....to be more specific....he was caught having blood from another 'population' in his body......that sounds ominous.....and since they all signed a pre-race contract that if one cheats they all leave.....that is it for Team Astana.....which kinda reminds me of Team Festina who were kicked out a few years ago for the same sort of thing....don't these folks understand that sponsors will no longer pay to be associated with such behavior.....for the same reason that M. Vick has been barred from attending football camp with his team....there will be no television coverage of a team with such a stain.....and without tv...there is no payout for everybody else.....sad that money makes the world go around....but money always trumps integrity.....ah well.....I was afraid that this year would be our last tour to watch after floyd landis's crash and burn....and my fears may be right on target.......
rest day
ok, so.....today is a tour de france rest day.....and i am delighted to be able to come home later on and not watch the tour til 10 or 11......even with fastforward, the 150-200 mile races take forever to watch......alas, i have a class this evening....and cannot manage to take this day for personal rest and relaxation.....my youngest was sick yesterday.....and for all i know may be still sick......she insisted that we check our cupboards for recalled food products (at the urging of her birthmother)....but we don't tend to buy canned hot dog chili sauce, or canned dog food for that matter......the fact that both are recalled by the same company is a rather nauseating notion......
Monday, July 23, 2007
darned disappointed.....
ok, so....i rushed through hp7 because i was certain that i would go to work on monday morning to find that my potterite workmates (they who went to walmart at midnight and stayed up to read the last 2 installments) had already finished and would want to talk about all the finer points.....but no....i finished, and one was only on chapter 11 and the other hadn't begun....because her vacation book on tape wasn't finished and she wanted closure before she started potter.....omg....and so i spent my day wishing that i had relished each and every page a little longer....i intend to begin my reread right after i get supper going.....
salad days and nights.....
ok, so i dreamed about salad last night.....in a kinda slow-motion scene....in the kitchen of some sort of office complex....with a catered lunch where the salad had been portioned out into foam cups....and i couldn't figure out how to get dressing into the bottom of the cup, so i was pouring the salad back and forth between two cups.....sadly, this seemed to take up the entire night.....and now i feel very tired and un-refreshed.....
Sunday, July 22, 2007
mean mamma
ok, so there is a moment at the end of hp7 that a really meanmamma does the right thing.....it happens really quickly....and if you read recklessly fast...like me you might miss it......
all was well.....
ok, so...i finished my first read-through of book 7.....while i sorta watched my child swimming in her lifejacket in the lake.....for the record....all questions were addressed...all plot lines were tied up.....and the people who released spoilers were basically wrong.....and the person i hoped would not die...did not die.....how's that for faith?..........i finished the book while languishing on my new brick terrace...listening to water falling on rocks....and while thinking that life is good.......
fried green tomatoes
ok, so.....i attempted to make fried green tomatoes as a lunch side to to pine-nut crusted salon.....i had made corn pudding to also go with it, and thought i'd use a tad of the batter to cover the tomatoes.....ooops...it seems that when one fried tomatoes, one must use dry rather than wet coating......what a mess......i am not cut out for southern cooking.......
up early and making progress.....
ok, so i had intended to sleep in a bit, given that i stayed up well past midnight reading.......#7......but the lure was far too great.....and so i was out of bed not too long after my spouse reset the alarm......alas, i am teaching sunday school, and must reread the lesson before i can pick up harry where i left off......at chapter 11 (out of 30+).......i had read the spoilers......and was prepared for a bit of bloodshed by this point.....several of the spoiler plot points have been wrong, however......and so i am holding out for a reprieve on the spoiler that upset me most......this has been a series about hope....and one cannot give up hope just yet......
Saturday, July 21, 2007
better late than never.....
ok, so i went to cincinnati and back without the book....mostly because my spouse felt it an unreasonable expense to buy an extra copy just so i could start a few hours early....ah well....and now we are home, and the book is in my hands......
angry over 'arry
ok, so....the morning is half gone...and my copy of harry potter 7 is not yet here......yeah, well....it is not yet 8:00 am...but had i the sense to have stood in line last night, and resisted the temptation to order from amazon....i'd be almost done with the book by now....we are traveling to cincinnati for a baby shower......and i have concluded that should there be no book by the time we leave, we'll run by the h-burg krogers to buy another.....i cannot justify a 5-hour car trip with no book 7......and so i am simply pacing for potter like a little kid waiting impatiently for santa claus
Friday, July 20, 2007
when the goodwill gods are smiling....
ok, so......i drove up to lexington after work today to complete the payment on the plane ticket to paris for my eldest.....i was cashing in vouchers from april....and those must be processed directly by delta.....and so my horror at the price paid for the trip (it had gone up considerably since i originally did the on-line calculation) was mitigated by the subtraction of $400......and since i was already in lexington....i went by the l.barn, the clay's mill goodwill, and the boston road goodwill before marshall's and back home.....i found 3 lovely summer dresses in silk and/or linen......and a perfectly passable faux-amber bracelet...as well as a baby shower gift.....and to pay for it all i swung by my periodic consulting job to see a client who has lost weight since admission....between this visit and the last i will come out just about even on the day......life really is good......by the way, i do have the funds on hand to pay for my own ticket to paris....i only hesitate because those i love believe a second trip in a single year to be frivolous......on the other hand, a local wise woman i admire suggested to me today that i simply consider the december trip as a 2008 trip taken early.....and wrap this all up as a book-keeping manipulation.....i like how she thinks.....
Thursday, July 19, 2007
addendum
ok, so.....after supper my 14-year old grabbed the epic novel....and announced that if i could read it she could.......this will be amusing, at the very least......
jean de florette flashbacks
ok, so after work, and after finishing the epic novel i watered my garden.....this is a tedious endeavor these days.....a single gallon at a time drawn from the saved bathwater in the downstairs lavatory.....the temperature was intense enough that i had a jean de florette flashback...of gerard depardieu carrying water from the spring to his carnations and his rabbits.....back and forth, back and forth.....painfully tragic scenes......realistically, my struggle was short-lived...only 17 trips.....and pointless...as it is pouring down as we speak......i do believe completely that had i not watered, it would not have rained.......
yes!
ok, so....i got home early enough to finish ulysses......plowed on toward the end until it was done.....yes, yes, and yes.....well, yeah...molly only says the single yes......but you get my point......i imagine that i am the only person on earth who was under the gun to finish ulysses in time for the final harry potter to come out......but then, one never knows..........i must say that it is a different feeling than i felt when i finished moby dick, the last epic that i read, as a read-out-loud book with my eldest.....when he was still in montessori....moby dick was quite repetitive.......and if i cannot read or hear the word leviathan without flashbacks....the word was used so many times to describe the same thing......moby dick is no ulysses.....ulysses is brilliant...impossible, unattainable....absolutely the finest work of literature yet created.....and yet i cannot wait to finish harry potter's last installment.....not because it is timeless prose, but because it is exciting and compelling and enchanting....which were j.k.rowling goals.....i cannot begin to entertain the notion that james joyce intended to entertain me with his masterpiece....perplex me, yes....but amuse me.....no!
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
latest victim of the tour.....
ok, so.....since the tour started i have barely picked up ulysses.......despite being so very close to finishing......molly is in bed, for gosh sakes, and leopold is asleep......how much more can there be to read...but one cannot read ulysses and watch the tour in the same leisure time slot.....no earthly idea how i will watch the tour and read harry potter....pray for me, gentle readers...that i not become yet another ulysses casualty....someone who came so very close to finishing but fell short of glory......
the televised tour
ok, so...the tour is no longer covered by OLN, because OLN morphed into Versus.....day to day stuff can be found at www.versus.com\tdf..........though i like to keep up with www.letour.fr during the day because 1) the state of ky hasn't thought to block this site and 2)it is a welcome challenge to try to figure out the blow-by-blow en francais.....
say what?
ok, so today our -bio-terror planner stopped by to do a little training on whatever we'd could read for ourselves off the power-point notes....and before he could even get started reading, one of my colleagues had a complaint...seems yesterday when we had a torrential downpour in late afternoon.....complete with thunder and lightening......nobody told her......and because her blinds were drawn she didn't see it for herself from her own window....and she asked this bio-terror planner what he was going to do about warning busy people about potential disasters.....What?......it was a storm.....yes.....and anybody and everybody that isn't deaf or nerve-dead could have heard or felt the ruckus outside....and somebody who keeps the blinds drawn could look out occasionally during the day just to see....and given that it was all over in less than 30 minutes.....by the time a phone tree would have been started it would have been over by the time everybody got the message.....gracious sakes.....i'd been embarrassed to admit that i was that out of touch with the rest of such a small workplace.....and even if somebody had told her, what would she have done about it?...not much, other than wait for the rain to subside before going home.....
fessing up....
ok so yesterday one of my favorite gossip blogs had a collection of spoiler sites for the book release of the century.....and though several were were just words on paper with dire predictions, there was one with photographs of the book's pages.....the table of contents were clearly visible, and the last chapter......and though the death count was not substantiated by such photos....it did seem as though the poster had actually read some of the book if not all.....i cannot wait to read those chapters for myself....just to see if this blabber was right or wrong......i am not sure that all is well that ends well after reading this potential list......
unknown rookie riders.....
ok, so one guess how we spent last evening......watching a fast-forwarded version of the tour......in the alps not far from italy......with spectacular views and impossible turns and wicked up and downhills.....nowhere that i'd want to ride, by the way......there was a curious mishap on a flat section, where somebody's stupid, large yellow dog walked right across the road and into the path of a rider.....the dog got up and walked away, but the rider's carbon wheel was bent and ruined....luckily the rider wasn't hurt.....poor alexander vinikurov is riding with stitches in his knees and elbows after his wreck from a few days ago......he looks really pained......possibly because riders in pain cannot take most effective drugs for fear of doping accusations.....vini is at least 8 minutes behind the leader, so barring any miracle his hopes of winning the tour are toast....but i digress from my original theme...about the rookie riders who are making a big splash....the stage winner from tuesday is a columbian riding in his first tour, for barloworld, a south african team......no idea what barloworld is.....almost sounds like an r.v. sales lot...eh?.......this guy trains in the mountains, so he was just dandy with his own mountainous breakaway.....since his name hadn't come up before yesterday, nobody chased til it was too late....i am always pleased when the bold single breakaway guys win the stage......swim banquet tonight....(and thankfully that season is over.....) so we will be later than usual watching today's stage....
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
enough is enough.....
ok, so i deleted a blog awhile back because the emerging senator/hooker/diaper scandal was just too sad for comment...a married man with 4 children carrying on like...well....like married men with hookers presumably carry on.....but for his wifey to have low-rated hilary for standing by her man in the past...and then yesterday to stand by her man like he was an innocent bystander......all i will say is that i won't stand close to her because lightening will strike her at any moment....her and her youtube-fodder of a soon-to-be ex-senator...does she not know that hiring a hooker is illegal in the district...so denying hookers in louisiana is pointless?......family values, indeed.....
frustration.....
ok, so last evening we settled in to watch sunday's tour stage.....we couldn't watch it sunday evening because my mother had moved her vcr, and somehow changed her settings...the tape ran out before the race ended....and so we had 2 tapes to watch on monday...the first andf then the ending she taped for us in sunday primetime that included the end......and so when tape 1 ran out, we popped in tape 2......ti find that it contained only the end.....as in the wrap up....and not the last 15 k of the actual race......seems my mom wasn't clear on what was meant by the end.....and so my spouse was on the phone with her last night making sure she had her vcr set correctly, and making sure that she had the start time programmed in....the stage itself was intense......with michael rasmussen of denmark ahead the entire way, with several folks close behind.....there was a trragic mishap where michael rogers (aussie?) hit a guardrail and a spanish rider named arroyo hit him, and flipped over the guardrail into the culvert....he spaniard climbed right up the hill, and got on that bike and rode away, but rogers appeared to be quite hurt, and though he, too, rodse away....he abandoned soon after with major injuries....it was so sad to see this fellow sobbing...in both physical and emotional pain.......hopefully today's stage will be less dramatic......
pottermania
ok, so i kinda wish i could just take a really, really long nap until saturday, when the newest and last potter book comes out......just perusing the nytimes this morning fed the flames....with an article about the voice-actor who narrated all the potter books, including the latest.....he says that the ending is a surprise, and of course....ain't telling how it ends.....no matter who asks and how much they offer......he has not even told his spouse....which means they have compensated him well for his services.......or the check won't clear til monday morning.....here at home i have threatened to keep all details to myself....mostly because nobody else has read book 6......and without book 6, book 7 will make no sense.......i am tickled to discover just which of my acquaintances are potter fans......several unlikely folks at work- two tell me they will be at the h-burg walmart at midnight to buy copies for themselves and family members.....nobody wants to wait.....i have pre-ordered mine from amazon, and have no idea if the book will arrive on saturday despite having paid extra for the privilege...i should say....saturday before we get int he car and rive to cincinnati for a baby shower......what clueless person schedules a family event on potter's day.....?.....
Sunday, July 15, 2007
too soon old, too late smart
ok, so the pinch-hit preacher this morning quoted this book by gordon livingston, a psychiatrist who muses about the thirty things we need to know now....the amazon reviews were interesting....especially this quote...."three components of happiness are something to do, someone to love, and something to look forward to," and he reminds us that "love is demonstrated behaviorally"-that is, actions count more than words. In his discussion of "Happiness is the greatest risk," he considers how our fear of losing happiness is often a roadblock to our experiencing it.....his description of happiness is remarkably close to my own simple version.....i know that i am always at my perkiest when i feel usefully engaged, when i have my loved ones either around or in reasonably regular contact, and when i have something to look forward to.....read this as a trip to paris if you will......this isn't the part quoted by the preacher....he was going on and on about maps not being in synch with the real, touchable world...or some such.......but i digress.....from happiness....a state that i consider to be far from giddy, and not even close to smug......happiness is an ethereal moment that one identifies only as it is passing....but such moments are precious and worth the effort.....
harry potter
ok, so......we went to see harry potter V after lunch......and i was not disappointed.....the director did a credible job of distilling down an 800 page book into a 2 hour movie.....without losing much of the essential plot points......i could see it again, i suppose...or just wait until the dvd comes out at christmas and watch it over and over.....dolores umbridge as played by imelda staunton was over-the-top...in her pink chanel boucle and her sweater sets....her office, done in scores of moving/purring cat plates set against pink walls....even the sugar she stirred on her tea was pink......and her smile was quite saccharine...for one so very very evil.....and luna lovegood was also cast well....by a pale-haired actress who really did seem to be as offbeat as luna is supposed to be.......the usual suspects are growing up quickly before our eyes....and each and everyone remind us just how well-cast they were in harry potter I......2 more films before it all ends.......and the last book out saturday........
blog as memory book
ok, so i used my blog this afternoon for its original purpose....to record the highlights of my day-to-day life for such a time as i cannot recall them.....and so it was that today i couldn't quite recall how long my dad has been gone......and so i searched my own blog to remember...november 2002, for the record......yes, i could have called my mother for that information, but she will not always be there to ask.....
Saturday, July 14, 2007
superfoods
ok, so i have been meaning to blog useful information....here goes.....the following foods are considered the most nutritious by some guy who wrote a book about the most nutritious foods.....and having read the list i mostly agree....i'd have included sweet red peppers:
apples
avocados
beans
blueberries
broccoli
cinnamon
dark chocolate
dried fruit
garlic
honey
kiwis
oats
olive oil
onions
oranges
pomegranates
pumpkins
soy
spinach
tea
tomatoes
turkey breast
walnuts
wild salmon
yogurt
apples
avocados
beans
blueberries
broccoli
cinnamon
dark chocolate
dried fruit
garlic
honey
kiwis
oats
olive oil
onions
oranges
pomegranates
pumpkins
soy
spinach
tea
tomatoes
turkey breast
walnuts
wild salmon
yogurt
not much of a day off.....
ok, so....on monday mornings a reasonable person imagines what the upcoming (and therefore ideal) weekend will be like...vast blocks of free time interrupted with only minimal obligations.....i have never actually had such a weekend, and alas....this weekend will not qualify. I am organizing the funeral dinner for a sunday school freind whose mother passed away this week.....my refrigerator is full of donated food that i will take by her house at 5....and i have not made my contribution as yet because there is no place to put it....i have to run my child several places today.....and at some point make supper for invited company......i teach sunday school tomorrow and need to actually read the lesson at some point.....and i really do want to see harry potter before i go back to work on monday morning.....sadly....i do not see any naptime in this scenario......a great shame because ideal weekends include a nap of some length......and i don't think that going back to bed right now qualifies as a nap.......
Friday, July 13, 2007
page 666
ok, so i have 2 chapters to go in ulysses....leopold bloom and stephen dedaleus are on their way to bloom's house....after a full day of doing just about everything in dublin.....i was amused that the last chapter i read included the word proclivities...a term i recently used in a blog...not that i have anything in common with joyce....though it was nice to see that i spelled the word correctly......the last chapter was much easier to read than the others....it was as if joyce had run out of styles to try on for size, and was left with straight-up prose.....
more about the malpractice lawyer....
ok, so one of the more amusing parts to having an overnight guest.....even one so pleasant, is to follow his internet trail after he is gone......he checked in with 2 different email accounts, then went to facebook, and then to the tottenham spurs team site...no idea if this is soccer, rugby, or cricket....this fellow plays cricket for his hometown team.....but the spurs doesn't sound like cricket somehow.....and he appeared to finish off the evening with bbc sports.....yeah, yeah...this all seems very clandestine...but these websites were all on my pulldown menu, making them impossible to ignore......and to his credit, he was familiar with the namesake of our cat- phillida erskine-brown, a fictional british barrister......both E and I mentioned this connection...I when the cat came in the house, and E when the guest held the cat......any british malpractice lawyer who likes cats cannot be all bad.....
Thursday, July 12, 2007
cross country
ok, so we hosting a british malpractice lawyer from london who is on his way to yorktown from astoria...almost there...he has a 3month visa and has to get back to work......nice evening....luckily he was wishing he could watch the tour de france....
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
second thoughts
ok, so......i had a blog here that referenced a republican senator from Louisiana who has had to fess up to some rather embarrassing proclivities of late......but i decided to erase my comments because it seemed the decent thing to do......and because i am better off spending my time praying for his family, whose lives will never be the same.....
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
show and tell
ok, so this evening at bookclub...the discussion got down to a sort of show and tell, with folks wanting to disclose college experiences brought to mind by the novel I am Charlotte Simmons....by Tom Wolfe...this was not a book that i will feel the need to read again....and i was not moved to give the blow-by-blow of my own acid flashbacks from college evoked by Wolfe's loquacious prose.....we did enjoy a nice outing with friends, which is the bottom line of this bookclub.....and now that we are back home, it is back to the tdf.....stage 3....mostly on fastforward because we are tired.....and just want the highlights.....there was just a sweet moment where the pelaton passed through the hometown of one of the riders...and the group slowed way, way down so he could be photographed with family and friends.....how very sportsmanlike.....
another reason why i love this country
ok, so this from cnn.com......Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks -- and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons. Balloons suspend Kent Couch in a lawn chair as he floats in the skies near Bend, Oregon, on Saturday.
With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast -- he could turn a spigot, release water and rise -- Couch headed into the Oregon sky.
Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.
"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin.
"When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he said. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."
Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters -- who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.
With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast -- he could turn a spigot, release water and rise -- Couch headed into the Oregon sky.
Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.
"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin.
"When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he said. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."
Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters -- who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.
Monday, July 09, 2007
at a loss for words.....
ok, so there are times when i cannot find the right words....and i have little assurance that there are words out there....but i will muddle on in the quest for the perfect words.....not because this is my only option, but because it is important to me to say these words....
ok, so......we arrived home last night rather late from a cookout, and had to rush through the latest tdf stage....a lovely ride from london to canterbury......robbie mckuen of australia came back from behind (he had been in a little crash) to win the stage...his sprint was a sight to see......as was the scenery along the way.......we recognized sissinghurst at once....a marvelous kentish garden that my spouse and i visited some years back on our whirlwind garden-themed jaunt.....no idea why we didn't go to canterbury if we had been that close.....
Sunday, July 08, 2007
ok, so......we had an impromptu water-gathering this afternoon......3 different families with kayaks...lots of kayaks....in fact...i now covet a one-person folbot from england that is a canvas skin covering a foldable frame.......lightest craft i have ever beheld.....or navigated.....this was quite a shock to my youngest, when i got in and sped off.....she had no idea that in my youth we lived near enough to a major canoeing river that every girlscout, 4-H, church and school group i was ever involved with took a canoeing trip each year....and i must say that this single canvas-skin kayak was a pleasure to steer...i can see myself enjoying an afternoon in such a boat. ...maybe not enough to forgo a trip to paris.......which is roughly an equal exchange.......maybe when my ship comes in.......
Saturday, July 07, 2007
ok, so the results of the tour de france prologue are as follows:
1. Fabian CANCELLARA
2. Andréas KLÖDEN
3. George HINCAPIE
4. Bradley WIGGINS
5. Vladimir GUSEV
the commentators took great care to explain that no rider will wear #1 this year......in fact...it didn't appear that anybody was wearing 1-10...the fellow who finished second last year is wearing #11.....such is the distancing these folks are putting between last year's tour (still in arbitration) and this one.....hopefully this tour will finish unblemished, for the sake of the entire sport.....
1. Fabian CANCELLARA
2. Andréas KLÖDEN
3. George HINCAPIE
4. Bradley WIGGINS
5. Vladimir GUSEV
the commentators took great care to explain that no rider will wear #1 this year......in fact...it didn't appear that anybody was wearing 1-10...the fellow who finished second last year is wearing #11.....such is the distancing these folks are putting between last year's tour (still in arbitration) and this one.....hopefully this tour will finish unblemished, for the sake of the entire sport.....
breakfast at wimbledon
ok, so i got up to do what i always do on this saturday is july.....lounge about, drink coffee, and watch the ladies final tennis match.....this year i was rooting for marion bartoli, an unknown frenchwoman who whooped justine henin yesterday with great and gutsy play....she held her own with venus w. but seemed to fade at the end......now i will get myself together to do some chores....so many daylilies to get rid of, so little time......
Friday, July 06, 2007
harry won't die
ok, so...i have spent far too much time in discussion with harryites i know...at work and at play....and our consensus......that harry will not ide.....because....jk rowlings said that she wrote the final chapter at the beginning...that was years and years ago...when she was penniless and a newish mother......i cannot believe that a first time mother would set out to write a book where the lead character dies at the end......harry potter is her baby, of sorts.....and no mother kills off her first born.....and no big name studio builds a megabucks theme park in florida to a boy wizard who dies......they must know something we don't know.........
low energy day.....
ok, so i tried to conserve energy/resources on this day..mostly off......i sat under the trees to dig out daylilies in my on-going eradication scheme....and then i hung laundry out on the deck railings rather than to use the dryer....and then i repaired sofa cushions for my eldest while watching a 5-set thriller at wimbledon between andy roddick and richard gasquet...wow...the frenchman battled back from the basement to beat roddick....and i was pleased to see marion bartolli beat justine henin to reach the women's final...i like to see the underdog win...and i really hope that bartolli whoops venus williams...who, like her sister, is a most ungracious loser.....so very american in that regard.....neither venus nor serena has ever lost to a better player.....no, the loss is always ailments or mistakes that they had made...when serena lost to justine, she blamed her wrapped thumb....and her wrapped leg.....and never once complemented her opponent.......my next move is to relax by the pond.....reading the new yorker in natural light......a good day for a friday....
Thursday, July 05, 2007
freudian....
ok, so...after 2 stops at groceries on the way home, and the systematic putting away of stuff, i went upstairs to change clothes and found myself putting on my pajamas, rather than a pair of shorts......ooops......must mean that i am really tired....as much emotionally as physically....there are only so many pregnant underage girls that a person can meet and process in a day without the specter of the downfall of society as we know it flashing before my eyes....when asked to describe the daily diet of her toddler, one girl (expecting again soon after the 1st turns one) told me that she stopped trying to feed her baby jar-food because he didn't seem to like it...and so at 11 months this child is drinking formula and eating little other than cheetos.....omg......and when i asked her if she had tried to give this near-child a cup....she seemed incredulous to the notion that an almost year-old child could be expected to hold a sippy cup.....and when i mentioned that a pack-day habit ends up costing $19,000 by the time this toddler graduates high school she just shrugged......gentle readers, this is not enough to turn me to the dark (red side).....where would these folks be without public assistance?.......i have no answers....only questions......where is this child's grandparents....there must be somebody who can guide this idiotic teen entrusted with a child and one-on-the-way........and it is not the other idiotic teenager who was with her (clients in my thursday county alsways come with somebody else)......also expecting.....and seeming to see pregnant teen number one as her role model.....omg.....
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
mm's day off......
ok, so.....i lounged in my pajamas til nearly noon.....watering flowers from the bath water, watching wimbledon tennis, and doing a bit of laundry.....i am laundering/repairing the cushion covers for the sofa that the eldest is borrowing from grandma.....and rather than using the dryer...which might shrink them...i arranged them on the deck to dry......and then i read from a collection of m.f.k. fisher's journal entries......which she edited herself for publication after her death......these are blog-worthy pieces.....at one point she mentions (around 1933) that she is trying to read ulysses......but got bogged down around page 27 or so.......i laughed out loud, given that i am reading m.f.k. fisher as a respite from james joyce......and then......i rode 22 miles on the back of the tandem with my beloved.....most of the wednesday night crowd had better things to do, but the night was....adequate...a bit breezy....seemed like there were headwinds coning and going....and we even came back into town past the 1.45 million dollar house on maple......just to gawk......and last but not least we went to a lawn party, where upon we met an around the corner neighbor that we'd never before met...it is regrettable that i do not have the rest of the week off....because i could so enjoy the leisurely pace of this day....every day......
home ownership as daytime drama.....
ok, so we survived the night....we whose newest hot water heater shorted out, just like the last one.....no early morning fire this time, thankfully....earlier in the week my spouse discovered that one of the cabinet doors below the sink had been knocked in......seems someone repeatedly tried to close the door with a swift kick rather than a closer inspection to move the item blocking the closure.....hmmmm.....and the drama that insued was priceless...as the story-teller waffled between accident and kicker's prowess......a curious tack to take when one is in trouble.....also today a bar was placed int he armoire to make it usable for hanging clothes when it moves to lexington, and a slow toilet leak was repaired......there is always something to be done in one's home.....we know for a fact the many of the upright pillars on the front porch are rotted and kept upright only by layers of white paint......but we spend little time out there, and until someone literally leans through one, that project will wait until another day......... some repairs must handled with immediacy...others can be out on the back burner until one has a quiet day off mid-week.......
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
million-dollar houses....
ok, so....the million dollar house is not in brunswick...but in d-ville...in somebody's backyard...on maple ave.....who in their right mind would pay that much to live in somebody else's backyard?........
hot water heater headaches....
ok, so....we got home from the swim meet to find that there was not hot water......not for bathes or showers....and the conundrum appliance did reset when prompted...but we have no idea what shorted out the system......gentle readers.....we have a hot water heater curse here on the lake....and the last one burst into flames sometime int he night a few years ago....and were it not for the smoke alarms we would have been history.....and so we got out the matches to check out the smoke alarms just in case........
stephen and leopold at the maternity hospital
ok, so...i was able to finish the next chapter in ulysses by the swim meet so i was able to discuss it with the resident scholar......if briefly because our children were swimming and demanding attention.....this chapter has much to say about (the immorality of) contraception, masturbation, and any even abstinence in marriage because it does not lead to the birth of children.....who knew....i suppose the catholic backround of joyce had a lot to do with this.......now stephen and leopold are off to the bordello....hmmm.......wonder what is next in store.......
Monday, July 02, 2007
a travesty.....
ok, so this from the w.post.....President Bush today commuted the prison sentence of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Vice President Cheney's former chief of staff, sparing him
Statement by President
"With the denial of bail being upheld and incarceration imminent, I believe it is now important to react to that decision," Bush said in a statement issued by the White House early this evening. Although the president said he "respected" the jury's verdict, he added that he had "concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive."
so......since dubya asked libby to lie in the first place....he could have saved the taxpayers a load of cash by pardoning him upfront.....
Statement by President
"With the denial of bail being upheld and incarceration imminent, I believe it is now important to react to that decision," Bush said in a statement issued by the White House early this evening. Although the president said he "respected" the jury's verdict, he added that he had "concluded that the prison sentence given to Mr. Libby is excessive."
so......since dubya asked libby to lie in the first place....he could have saved the taxpayers a load of cash by pardoning him upfront.....
i might have mentioned this before....
ok, so this from the nytimes.....sadly, the fastest geowing population for std's is the over50 set..... July 2, 2007 -- In its ongoing effort to curb HIV infection rates in the Big Apple, the city has for the first time begun targeting older New Yorkers - delivering condoms and safe-sex messages to senior centers.
Since early June, the Department for the Aging has been coordinating with health officials to not only drop off the prophylactics, but also give informational seminars.
By late last week, 100 of the city's 325 senior centers had received the city-branded condoms and HIV-prevention brochures. The rest of the centers will receive theirs this week, with only seven centers so far opting out.
"It's more than just a distribution of condoms. We were looking at the issue of HIV/AIDS in the above-50 population," said DFTA Commissioner Edwin Méndez-Santiago.
Since early June, the Department for the Aging has been coordinating with health officials to not only drop off the prophylactics, but also give informational seminars.
By late last week, 100 of the city's 325 senior centers had received the city-branded condoms and HIV-prevention brochures. The rest of the centers will receive theirs this week, with only seven centers so far opting out.
"It's more than just a distribution of condoms. We were looking at the issue of HIV/AIDS in the above-50 population," said DFTA Commissioner Edwin Méndez-Santiago.
tdf
ok, so the tour de france starts saturday with a prologue ride in london....and a sunday ride from London to canterbury.....and then on to France.....we will watch with heavy hearts...given the year's doping upheaval stories.....this year will make or break the toru i fear...the sponsors did not sign on until the last minute....i hope that the riders play by the rules.....
the concert for diana....
ok, so the three of us watched nbc's edited version of the concert for diana....which was actually narrated by matt lauer in addition to being distilled down to a song each my the major acts.....i cannot say that i was disappointed...one gets what one pays for....but i would have enjoyed some of the songs mentioned by online bloggers.....such as tom jones covering the arctic monkeys...and elton john singing tiny dancer....neither made nbc's cut......ah well......there was a huge contingement of 50 somethings....those of us who know all the lyrics to diana's favorite songs.....and remember the wedding of the century because we watched on television, or were lucky enough to have lined the london streets for a peek.....it was sweet of william and harry to throw this huge fundraiser for diana's charities......to do something to make sure we all remember their mother...... she has become such an icon for beauty, community service, and consummate motherhood that few us of could ever forget her.....
Sunday, July 01, 2007
it has come to this.....
ok, so i received from half.com a book by mfk fisher...not the one i heard on a summer reading piece on npr...that was consider the oyster.....this one, the gastronomical me was so familiar i ripped through the collective bookshelves....and there it was....as part of a collected works book that i had completely missed when i checked the shelves to make sure i didn't have this book before i ordered it.....yikes......seems i also have consider the oyster.......i have no idea how i missed this collection in the cooking section of the shelves.....mfk fisher is a tremendously talented food writer....likely the first to publish her thoughts on the art of eating.....ah well....at least this slim volume was easier to hold...the collected works is 3 inches thick.....yeah....and i am fully aware that mfk fisher is not james joyce.....i am finally through with the oxen of the sun part.....and am past the halfway point.....just need a break frum dublin....
so very sore.....
ok, so yesterday i cleared out flower beds for 4 hours.....spent daylilies, weeds, and trees/shrubs that seem to spring up randomly: cedars and redbuds are the biggest offenders.....these self-seed quite easily...and can get quite large in a short amount of time...which would be great if i really did want a redbud amongst the hostas.....i managed to clear the entire frontage on the other side of the fence, and then along the fence on this side.....almost to the bend in the sidewalk.....three wheelbarrows full of sticks, dead or dying organic matter....and now those body parts least used to bending and pulling are in pain....and i am nowhere near done with this project....the good news is that the recent rains have made it easier to pull things out of the soil......i am working to pull out daylilies entirely from several spots....easier said than doen...but i am working toward that goal......
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