the village voice.....

ok, so on my extra day off i have time to play....and so i am reading the village voice.....anticipating a trip to nyc....i enjoyed this little blurb from the 'best of' pages......Best pet communicator - GRETCHEN KUNZ
A self-proclaimed "interpreter between humans and their animals," GRETCHEN KUNZ uses her skill in "interspecies telepathic communication" to "tune to the right frequency" of problematic pets, including horses, fish, raccoons, and minks. For $35 per 20-minute phone session, she will explain to you, for example, why your cat urinates haphazardly. Although she establishes connections with animals via Reiki, shamanic training, and body scanning, she says, "In an ideal world I wouldn't be needed because people would be communicating with their animals all the time . . . "

pet communication is an art, just like origami and strudel-making........but for $35 for 20 minutes i really do think i could problem-solve any pet difficulties close enough for gov't work........maybe that can be my next career.....and then on snow days i could call in the tv stations with .....kcw's pet communications hotline is open despite the weather..........just put the mink's mouth up to the phone......