a 4 pack of melons......

ok, so.....I couldn't help but think of a certain blog this afternoon....when the mother of my client lugged her 23 pound 5 month-old baby(my client)into my little cubicle in it's too small carseat.......and i almost laughed out loud because the term '10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack' came to mind.....twice.....this mother was not only poured into her two-sizes-too-small lowcut top/foundation garment, but also poured into her ill-fitting lowriders.....to the point that she appeared to have visible melons fore and aft.......and while laughing aloud is not looked upon with favor by the state board of health.....surely there was something this woman could have been cited for, at the very least......i must also add that she was so absorbed in the conversation with someone on her cell phone that she nearly knocked over an elderly gentleman that had come by to get his blood pressure checked as she crossed the waiting room .......and she left without what she came for.......because i could not give her what she wanted without a doctor's order, and the doctor wouldn't do what she wanted without an office visit....when i talked to the office in question they mentioned something about the 4 appointments she had missed........