put your hands on the television.....

ok,so today i had a client to admit to something that i would never have fessed up to if i were in her place........placing my hands on the television to pray during the sevenhundred club broadcast........omg.....pun intended.......she wanted to quit smoking......and when prompted to voice her needs, she put her hands upon the television and prayed along with the tvangelist....for freedom from nicotine....and overnight she was cured of her habit........this before she asked those little words to which i have grown so accustomed over the years in this region......are you a christian.....gentle readers........i am always amazed by the brashness in which some people interrupt an otherwise smooth counseling session on diabetes, or whatever.....to ask me if i have been saved.......i must remember this day, if ever i feel the need to step down as sunday school teacher.....because it is quite useful to offer up my status as a sunday school teacher when clients try to stray the conversation away from sugar and toward salvation........