more amusements

ok, so i really get a kick out of reading the 911 blotter as reported on a semi-regular basis in the newspaper.....earlier this week, a caller complained that a neighbor stole her cat, someone at the hospital called to report that a patient through his crutches up at the ceiling, and someone else called for police to check on a male lying in the grass outside fazoli's....sadly, no word on whether the cat has been returned.....note to self- must find a book to read before the boredom gets too intense.....