ok, two roads cafe wants in on this internment action- for a yet-to-be-dtermined fee we will -

cater your funeral
intern your ashes in a small vault next to your favorite table
sprinkle your ashes from the top of our waterfall while humming amazing grace softly or on kazoo....
name a sandwich after you or your mistress or your dog
name an alcoholic drink after you (if election is successful)

the potential has yet to be fully tapped.........