ok, so i had an unfortunate altracation with an aquaintance on the phone tonight at the restaurant- we were serving a 50th wedding anniversary party about 7:00-

drunk aquaintance- eeeezzz theeezzz kcw? theezz ezzz ______________ can weeeeeee come for deeeeener?

kcw- i am sorry, we are not open on saturday night. we are open.. m-f ...etc, etc.....

d.a.- but you are there now- cannnnnnnnn't weeeeeeeee come oveeeeeeerrr and eat?

kcw- i am sorry, but we have just served everything that we made this evening for this dinner.

d.a.- but donnnnnnnt you waaaaaaant to feeeeex dinner for 7 of your closest friends?

kcw- i am sorry but my closest friend ernst is holding dinner for me and when this party is over i am going home.......

d.a.- caaaaaaant you fiiiiiiiind sometheeeeeeng for us to eaaaaaaat?

kcw- thanks for calling- i have to get back this party......goodbye.

an unfortunate reminder that drunk doesn't sound very cool when it is someone else and you are dead tired and cold sober.........this person had no business driving anywhere let alone my business, and i am sure that his wife was horrified if she was in earshot.