shock and awe

ok, so...the new york post gossip section had a small piece about dolly parton....and as per usual she was asked about her breasts, which she refers to as 'shock and awe'.....and jokes about the pair as more like public property at this point.....and i was most surprised when she admitted to having them 'jacked up a bit'.....had i her cash i'd have had them toned down a bit, if for no other reason than to be able to sleep on my belly.....and to preserve my back.....those babies must be quite debilitating.....