from today's email...

ok, so this was in my in-box....

After Michigan coach Bo Schembechler passes away and enters the Pearly Gates,
God takes him on a tour. He shows Bo a little two bedroom house with a faded UM
banner hanging from the front porch. This is your home now coach. Most people
don't get their own house up here God exclaims.

Bo looked at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the
hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under
all the windows.

Ohio state flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge scarlet and grey
OSU banner hanging between the marble columns.

Thanks for the home God, but let me ask you a question.

I get this little two bedroom house with a faded UM
Michigan banner, and Woody Hayes gets a mansion with new OSU
banners and flags flying all over the place.

Why is that God?

God looks at him seriously for a moment then replies

"That's not Woody's house, That's mine"!!!!!!!

GO BUCK'S