clearly, things are out of hand in frisco, tx

ok, so the mm read with horror this piece in the nytimes about a 5th grade teacher who was suspended because she took her class on a school approved field trip to an art museum in dallas, and her students were exposed to.......naked people in art form......and when a parent later complained, she was suspended pending investigation.....omg.......does this parent not know that she/he is actually naked under her/his clothes at this very minute....as we all are....even jesus was naked on the cross, despite the artfully wrapped cloth in most depictions....we know so because the gospels agree that the soldiers gambled for his clothes.......yet this parent would likely be offended by a naked jesus, even if it was historically correct...go figure....but i digress from an art museum......yep...most art museums contain art that depicts the body as it was made by god, not how we have covered it up......the parent in question must be pretty naive to allow her/his uber-sheltered child to venture into such a place......come to think of it...there would be few places that this parent is safe taking this child.....certainly not a zoo, or a farm.....as ya never know when the inhabitants will be copulating......and certainly not to shopping malls, as some flagrant mamma may be nursing her baby......not to professional sports events like nascar because women tend to want to do the wet-t-shirt thing......and gosh, even disney employs gays.....and ya just never know what might happen there....so my best advice for this mamma/pappa is to home school.......maybe even do college on-line......and after that....well...your child will be at a loss to know how to handle the reall world and will likely live with you forever......maybe that is what would most make this mamma/pappa happy........