the funeral

ok, so i had a woman call today to order food for a funeral gathering. (monday at 3:00 pm).......in the course of the conversation it became clear that the woman's husband had not yet died.........when asked how a funeral could be scheduled for a person who had not yet died, she replied that the doctor told her it could happen anytime.......oh my....this is not like scheduling a c-section delivery...you cannot schedule someone to die unless the government authorizes it after a sentence and many years of appeals......... or unless she is planning to help him meet his maker by some other means............she is supposed to call back today to confirm....we really hope she doesn't call back........in case she is helping this man to die....then we don't want to be involved............