chocolate and orange

ok, so.....i made a huge mistake today....one that i will not repeat....i dressed hurriedly today...and neglected lotion on dry limbs......and at some point during the morning my dry limbs started to itch......and all of my lotion samples are tiny and mostly played out.....and i thought about the large unused bottle of lotion int he staff bathroom....it has been there forever, but i always have lotion of my own and have never really paid it much heed......and so i lotioned up my dry parts......and to my horror...the aroma was one of chocolate covered orange peel.....heinous at best.....and having slathered it on my limbs...there was no escape......other than pretend that it was not me that smelled like a christmas gift gone bad.......