a pillow from avon

ok, so....the pinnacle moment of my day happened late in the game.....when i was wrapping things up with a client....and i asked my client if she might reconsider her physician's suggestion that she take a mild anti-anxiety medication....i asked because she made me a nervous wreck watching her jump up and down out of my client chair, and wring her hands, and break into tears, and try to hug me.....and she replied...in all sincerity....that she did not need medication because she had ordered a pillow from avon that would take care of things.....and i ask you, gentle readers...who may actually look at avon books...what kind of anti-anxiety pillows they are selling these days.....i might just want to invest in one for myself......