crank calls.......

ok, so we were slow today at lunch....and susie, our retired-schoolteacher hostess entertained us by crank-calling......christian bookstores........the conversation went something like this.....susie-i am looking for the new clinton book....are you sold out or do you still have one more copy?'......bookstore (bs) 'no we do not have that book'....susie-'are you sold out, or havn't received shipment?' bs- no-we do not stock that book....susie-'will you be getting any in this week...or can i order one from you?' bs- no, we are not stocking that book, nor ordering that book.....'it was too funny..........for the record....maddie's books sold out the 10 they ordered, and they are almost out of the next 10 they ordered yesterday...having promised them to callers........so much for the 100,000 copies that barnes and noble sold the first day.........it may not be a piece of scholarly mastery.....but.......i really miss the clinton whitehouse.....despite his infidelity......the clinton years were good years for me personally, for me politically......for me socially.......at least clinton didn't lie about anything that would hurt anybody except himself, his partner, or his family.........unlike dubya.....whose string of falsehoods has us up to our ears in middle-eastern chaos.......susie and i have talked about buying plaster dogs....and painting them yellow.....and placing them on our porches.........get-it...yelllow dog....democrats..........nyuck, nyuck........