ok, so i am ready to make the pledge here and now......when i am really old, i will not do any of the following....
i will not read aloud signs that i see while driving/riding in a car......like kroger, target, mcdonalds............petsmart.......unless the sign is really funny or innovative.....like the one at the u of cincinnati exit for hanger's artificial limbs......
i will not attempt to buy more than 1 item that lacks a price, especially when the line is backed up and the sales force is lacking......
i will not regale wait-staff with stories about my children's food fetishes, no matter how sorely i am tempted......
i will not read aloud signs for gas prices, nor make attempts to stop the driver from buying gas at a slightly higher price than can be gotten elsewhere.......
you may cite this blog should i fall off the wagon at some point in the future..........
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