bath products.....

ok, so the REAL fallout from the bathroom fire is starting to make my life complicated.....the loss of my favorite bath and body products has forced me to fall back on 2nd and 3rd string versions.....stuff that was received from well-intentioned loved ones, or a personal purchase that turned out to be a disappointment.....for starts, let me say that there is no shame on the part of the folks who make body creams/lotions/moisturizers......there is such variations on the terms as to be criminal........some are pasty....and some are downright pornographic....and yet they call themselves a cream...is there no industry standard for the term cream.....shouldn't there be somebody whose job it is to sort out the creams from the non-creams.....the lotions from the slimes.........the dewy fluff from the greasy granny goo..........oh, how i miss the bottles and jars that were lost in the flames........the glass-half-full part of this situation is that i am using up products that have languished.....good for the enviornment to recycle the empty containers rather than toss out party used items into landfill.........but that doesn't take away from the lack of pleasure i get from their use...........isn't it all about me?.......