ok, so this newsrelease on cnn.com really tickled me.....Customs agents protecting the U.S. border with Mexico found and destroyed more than 800 pounds of bologna hidden under clothes in a man's suitcases, the Department of Homeland Security said Monday.
The man planned to sell the food at a local swap meet, but agents caught him April 4 when his bus en route to Albuquerque, New Mexico, reached a checkpoint north of Las Cruces, New Mexico, the department said in a written statement........ for starts....why bologna of all things......if mexican bologna was cheaper...maybe he thought he could make a profit...buy low sell high.......but wasn't he at all concerned about food poisoning........bologna on a bus.......ouch...that sounds like a recipe for a bacterial bombshell...i wonder if the sniffing dogs found it first thing...maybe the sniffing dogs were following the bus...like bloodhounds tracking their prey......and 800 pounds.....wow.....this guy must have thought he could amke a really big killing in the illegal lunchmeat trade.......that is 800 packages of bologna.......a lot to hide in a few suitcases..........ah well......any amusement on a monday......
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