celebs......

ok, so my life pales by comparison........no photos of us covorting on african beaches......no $500,000 engagement rings......no nanny breach of confidentiality.......no christmas eve fights in front of the help........no dashing out from the trainer's under a hoodie......no trials for sleeping with/fondling of underage boys........gosh.........gosh, how have i kept my secret life so.....well......secret......i walked this morning with my favorite front-office clerk....and when i asked her what she thought of the jacko trial...she just rooled her eyes......why would i bother to follow it when i know he is guilty.......'stink just stays around when there is crap'........gentle readers.......that is a quote for the ages.......from a good old country girl.......and i could not agree more........gossip may come and inference and inuendo may go....but where there is stink, there is usually poop.......loads of it........and though none of these issues are any of my personal business.....the beckhams nanny case has it right......when people portray themselves as a perfect couple to sell a brand ...then all bets are off........the notion that a marriage can be a brand is curious........in that all marriages go through any number of phases of coziness, contempt, and complacency.......all reasonable in their own context....and certainly nobody else's business....but when you feel that you are just too important/busy to do your own laundry/childcare/whatever....then what you say or do or leave around for public view will come back to haunt you.......the folly that the beckhams have that arguing in front of the nanny who signed an agreement would stay private is just that...folly.......and i have no sympathy for either of them......and little more for jacko.....who seems to think that if he can prove the mother of his victim to be a chisler then he will get by with fondling of the chisler's son......that is precisely why he chose such a victim.....someone whose parent could not stand up to the cross-examination in court........this is the mm version of couch-potato quarterback....we know all of the plays and take none of the risk.......thank the lord for small favors.....those are risks that i have not the balls to take.......