the mm of the mm.....

ok, so it is sunday evening....and we are not really sure just where my mother is.......yes....my spouse drove her to the aiport on friday...and she was heading for 1st alberquerque...and then farmington for an elderhostel on tony hillerman mystery novels....and then to visit her cousin who was a surgeon on the navaho reservation, and then to colorado to visit dear college friends...and then to texas to visit her childhood friend married to a 9-time tour of duty vietnam vet........well...we know all of these things......except that she claims to have left us a list of flights, phone numbers....and the all-important return pick-up information....and we cannopt locate these things just yet.........hmmm.....and she has not called to let us know that she made it any of the above places........all we have is her porcine shetland sheep dog.....and her mail........i suppose when i am her age i will wreck havoc upon my children in the same fashion............hopefully worse.....if there is a god........