bush vacation jokes.....

ok, so these vacation jokes were in my 'in-box'.....enjoy.....

"President Bush is going on his annual vacation. The White House says he
goes to his Texas Ranch to unwind. I'm thinking, when does he wind?" --David Letterman

"As you know, President Bush is taking 5 weeks off. It's like he's still in
the National Guard." --Jay Leno

"It turns out President Bush can run again in the next election. Now I know
you're only supposed to be allowed two terms, but the Supreme Court said if
you count his vacation time, he's barely served one." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is on a five-week vacation. How many folks get five weeks
off a year? You know, if I want five weeks off I have to have open heart
surgery,for God's sake." --David Letterman

"The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be
the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has
now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could
be 27% more screwed up than it already is." --Jimmy Kimmel

"President Bush is at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, and here's the good>news -- hesays he will only stay until Crawford is capable of self
rule." --David Letterman

"Bush woke up this morning, saw his shadow and now -- six more weeks of
vacation." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is vacationing in Crawford, Texas. He will be vacationing
for five weeks. That's a long time. I don't think he has an exit strategy for his vacation either." --David Letterman

"Now is a great time for President Bush to go on vacation because Iraq is>pretty much under control. But a White House spokesman said Bush is using>his vacation to reconnect with regular people. So you know what that>means -- he's drinking again." --David Letterman

"After President Bush signed the new transportation bill, he said it's not
just enough to sign the bill -- people have to show up and do the work. Then
he went back to his five-week vacation." --Jay Leno

"President Bush still having his five-week vacation. Today President Bush announced he is going to leave his ranch in Texas to visit Idaho for two
days.However, Bush told his supporters, 'Don't worry, I won't do any work there
either.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is on week three of his marathon five-week vacation. In
fact, he has been gone on vacation for so long that today in Washington, a
judge ruled that a young couple with two children can now legally move into the
White House because it appears to have been abandoned by its previous
tenants." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is on a five-week vacation. From what? President Bush,
before he went on vacation, he signed a bill that will extend daylight
savings another month. He said it proves we're winning the war on darkness" --David
Letterman

"President Bush is now in the second week of his five-week vacation down
there in Crawford, Texas. He's been taking a lot of criticism for this long
vacation and his aides say he has his laptop with him so he can still play
Solitaire and Minesweep -- so it's business as usual." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is taking his summer vacation. It's a five-week vacation.
This is his fiftieth vacation in the last five years -- that's about the
national averageisn't it? During his five-week vacation, he will continue to receive national security briefings. He won't be reading them, but he will receive
them." --David Letterman

"President Bush talked tough today. He said he's not backing out, he's
staying the course for as long as it takes. He's in it for the long haul.
Not Iraq -- his5-week vacation." --Jay Leno

"A lot of people are every critical of President Bush for taking the entire
month of August off for his vacation. But his staff points out, there's
nothing at theWhite House he can't do at the ranch because the ranch is fully quipped.It's got the treadmill, the weight room, the jogging path, the big screen
TV, they get Nickelodeon. It's got everything he would do." --Jay Leno

"President Bush is on a three-week vacation down in Crawford, Texas, and
it's what they call a working vacation. And staff say it is an important
time because it's time for him to kick back. And I'm thinking, when does
this guy kick forward?" --David Letterman

"So Congress is on recess and Bush is on vacation -- the town is empty. It's
so lonely in D.C. right now the NRA and the oil lobby are just giving money
to each other." --Jay Leno