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ok, so in my spouse's uncontrollable urge to clean house now that we are three.......he came up with the black hat........the critical black hat..............the hat that has kept many an overseas aeroplane aloft...going and coming.....and he slipped it into the box of stuff we had accumulated to send up to princeton, nj....the bicycle helmet....and surge protector....the remote.....and thus i will no longer worry about my child away from home....as logn as he is wearing the hat........