meth training......

ok, so i spent the morning in a 4-hour meth training........how to recognize and deal with clients who may be users.......as well as how the stuff is made/sold/used.....what an eyeopener.......and such a sad testimony to an america where parents would sell endanger their own children just to make a little cheap crack.......a volatile process at best........users tend to be quite animated whilst under the influence, with rapid speech, body parts that cannot seem to stay still.......somewhat delusional.........knowledge of such symptoms brought much amusement later on as i watched the nbc tabloid shows at 7:00 and 7:30.....the interview with tom cruise...in which he is agitated, animated, talking a mile a minute...unable to focus his attention on any one subject........markedly delusional about his ability to help both adults and small children get off of psychiatrist-prescribed medications.....cruise went so far as to say that pyschiatrists and psychologists were a major danger to this country....and that women like brooke shields who go on record as saying that such medications helped them get over depression is hurting those who could be helped by......scientology......yes....even i....a southern Baptist could also embrace scientology....or so tom assures me through his connection with me over the airwaves.....he claims to have such powers to help others in his manner.......or so i thought he said as he waved his arms and talked a mile-a-minute........scary...really scary........or maybe i just missed my chance...i could have knelt in front of the tv.....and he would have sensed my presence....and he could have healed all of my failings........just like....well....you know...the guy that tom seems to picture himself as the new version of.........maybe there are no rooms at the funny farm...or maybe he has yet to buy the funny farm......or maybe he has so many people on his payroll as to shelter himself from the realization that is is basically off the deep end..........just in case....i am on my way to our sole family tv set...to do a last ditch laying on of hands.....just to be on the safe side............