Sunday, October 01, 2006

speaking of ann arbor....

ok, so there was a 'breaking story' earlier this week about a republican blogger whose swollen eye was the center of his allegations that he was beaten up by some sort of black gay commie militia.....but this has been clarified by wonkette and crooksandlairs.....Is it still a Hate Crime?

Ann Arbor student and official Fark photoshop subject Justin Zatkoff wasn’t actually beaten silly by leftists, blacks, militant homosexuals, pansies, hippies or violinists. He was clobbered by his own “friends,” who hate him.

That’s what police in Ann Arbor have finally revealed about last weekend’s pathetic incident, which a Michigan website frequented by campus conservatives claimed was some kind of retribution for his political views. But no, it was just retribution for him being a drunken asshole around his high-school buddies. Next martyr, please!


what a chump!

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