ok, so this article on enhanced military perks is laughable........free breast enlargements, for oneself and one's dependents..............on the taxpayer's dime, no less........only in america do we worship massive mammaries enough to pay for them with federal funds.............gentle readers..............for my money, large breasts are nothing to wish for..............they swell up even further at the whim of hormones.......to the point that sleeping on one's stomach is much too painful for words.............their sheer extra weight causes skeletal misalignment/backaches, and the only available undergarments tend to look like souvenirs at dolly parton's theme park............when my ship comes in, i will have a breast reduction, thank you very much.....reckon the government will pay me for my unneeded 'natural tissue', so that some deserving servicewoman need not use that nasty silicon?..........just doing my part for the war effort................
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