Tuesday, July 06, 2004

things i do not need to know........

ok, so today....for some mysterious reason..co-workers decided to disclose intimate details...way way too intimate.....maybe it is because i am leaving.......ori seem maternal....or maybe the shock value of embarassing a 48 year old woman is a turn-on.......either way....here is a short list of things i do not now...and do not ever need to know about future co-workers.......some have been mentioned before, but they deserve repeating...

1. i do not need to know that any of my co-workers have slept with friends of my
children

2. i do not need to see any of their tatoos.....especially ones that must be revealed
through the re-arrangment of underwear.......for the record...this particular tatoo
will be problematic should this woman ever require a c-section.....no ob/gyn will
take the time to reconnect the lines/dots...omg...omg...omg.....

3. i do not need to know about any co-worker's sex toys...let alone about their
preferred use.......

4. i cannot even repeat this one.....but i can assure you. gentle reader....that you
don't want to know it either........


this summer has been much more difficult than last summer....when every other waitress was toying with lesbian relationships...only to show up with a man at the bar on the odd night off........this behavior was curious...but did not involve me........personal testimonials...that require a reaction of some sort.....well.......i can live without these.......however..........today has been valuable in a practical way......i delivered my stellar application to the lexington health department.....and was reminded immediately about the knid of clientele that receive services through the public health system......and the first thing that came into my mind......'if i can handle today's disclosures...i can handle just about anything......'

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